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any piece of tech dated before 2012
-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"
A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.
When People Who Wouldn't Talk Trash To Someone's Face Say Things About Them Over The Internet.
Jack: "Did You Ask Joe If He Really Said All That Stuff About You?"
Johnny: Yeah, He Said He Doesn't Have A Problem With Me, Even After I Cussed Him Out, He's Scared.
Jack: What About All That Stuff He Posted On Facebook? He Wasn't Scared Then.
Johnny: That's What We Call Technological Courage.
A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
Vitesco Technologies is a leading international developer and manufacturer of state-of-the-art powertrain technologies for sustainable mobility.
Almost 40,000 employees at around 50 locations worldwide are dedicated to the goal of playing a leading role in the electrification of vehicles. Their values passionate, partnering and pioneering, make them electrified.
With its pioneering spirit, Vitesco Technologies is powering clean mobility.
"How was your date yesterday?"
"Great, he seems to be very passionate, partnering and pioneering."
"Wow sounds like a Vitesco Technologies employee."
A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"
"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"