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regular sentence:
My hard drive gots 500,000 megs (megabyte).
same sentence in leiman's terms :
My hard drive gots 500 gigs (gigabyte).
OR
My hard drive gots half a tera (terabyte).
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When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.
Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
Proof that god punishes us for masturbating
for that sneaky shuffle thou shalt have a shit president for another four years.
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Aborting someone after birth; pretty much straight up murder
"Bro if you keep acting like this I'm going to give you a fourth term abortion"
"Bro, you going to murder me for talking to your girlfriend?"
"That's right buddy"
The memory erasing ability that rum has causes one to have "Rum-Term Memory"
Jim and Rod are on the golf course. Rod askes Jim "what did you get on that hole?" Jim replies "Hmmm...I dont remember all my strokes. Must be I have Rum-Term Memory".
a long term crush is someone who you genuinely can't get over, you don't want to get over them either. you think they like you back but sometimes they don't show it, this person makes you want to come to school. he/she is the reason you're happy. you also may find yourself falling in love with them. they are one of the most special people in your life and you're beyond happy that you found them.
I've had a long term crush on him for 7 months.
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oh god not again
you can guess
"dude we don't have school today!"
"explain in fortnite terms"
"the school servers shut down today"