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When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well
a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'
the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this
When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
A person who was born in a different state and finally moved to Texas, deciding they want Texas to be their home state.
I was born a Buckeye in Ohio, but once I finally moved to Texas, I became a born-again Texan by choice!
This is when there is one female and four males that all have over-sized penises are having "gang banging". The girl must be getting sexual pleasures from the anus, vagina, mouth, and breasts. All four men ejaculate simultaneously and she will be "full from your cream". The Texan part of this term comes from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas" and the "cream filling" comes from your sperm and the other three's sperm "filling her up".
Stacey-"Never try a Texan Cream Filling Kim."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
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When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.
Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!
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The act of punching your sexual partner to avoid cumming inside
"I was so close, I had to use the Texan Bull Punch to avoid being a daddy"
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