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A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.
A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
After a hot day working in Larry's yard on the drive home you fart on your dick, the wife or neighbor lady goes down on you and says wow that smells Musty.
I wish my dick wasn't so big, well oh well I am going to have to give my lady the Musty Torres after driving the heavy.
Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
A derogatory term for Rocket League players. The epitomy of no skill, and cannot touch grass whatsoever. Their skill can never translate to other games, and they think they're good in FPS Games. All Musty Lickers have no say, no rights, and nothing of real value. They are the niggers of Rocket League.
All you do is play Rocket League, you Musty Licker
first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.
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