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thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...

Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...

by abdumac August 20, 2006

88๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 1, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thats what she said

A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.

(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.

by Smurphhh April 15, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


thats what she said

An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke.

See "thats gay"

Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.

by Roushfan5 May 8, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


thats what she said

a phrase invented by god himself
a phrase which makes triple science class fun
a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male
a phrase which can be used anywhere...............

harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key.

harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big.

cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya

harmless girl: "sigh"

by confires February 27, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 23, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


no "that's what she said" intended

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.

Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.

by DJ Russly June 19, 2010

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