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When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day
Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants
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A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
Biden blast is a move commonly used by Joe Biden, the current US president. (as of 2023) This move emits a powerful energy ray out of the users palm. This move can be emitted in two forms; as a spherical energy ball, or a linear energy ray. The Biden blast in average holds the same amount of energy as a nuclear bomb.
"Now let's see how well you fare against my BIDEN BLAST!!!" -Joe Biden
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The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.
He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.
"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."
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A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.
Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.
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a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"
blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
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Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.
Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.