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An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.
"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."
A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.
I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.
A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.
I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.
Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.
I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.
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Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.
"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."
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