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When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.
“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.
“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.
Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.
When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.
Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"
The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.
Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.
The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.
My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.
A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it