Going to the Dentist

Giving oral sex

Origin: you go to the dentist for what? Oral hygiene. See the connection? Also very useful for describing one's advancement in the particular sport.

-patient: beginner
-dental hygienist: bit of experienced
-dentist: very experienced

1. "They're at a new stage in the relationship, they just started Going To The Dentist."
2. "I went to the dentist with some guy at a bar last night."
3. "Have you heard that Mary went to the dentist again last night?"
"I'm not surprised, she's a dentist."
4. "Joe is concerned about her oral hygiene, he's trying to convince her to go to the dentist."

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Teethyz Dentist

Known as a really Popular dentist in the roblox community.

I have an appointment in Teethyz Dentist.

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dentist weed

The weed your dentist smokes after he gets sick of smelling your shit breath all day.

mike:wassup bro you got the green?

tom: ya man fo sho i got some of dat dentist weed.

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angry dentist

when you shoot a girl with novacaine and fuck her teeth out...

she slurs because she got the angry dentist

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dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"

I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar

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taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".

It's Chinese dentist time.

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