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When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary
Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework
Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.
Where you eat your girl out while she's on her period, then proceed to ejaculate into the air, skillfully catching it in your mouth as if it were a Malteaser or other small edible object.
"Hey CJ, does your girl like it when you give her a Strawberry Firework?"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.
guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
When a creature capable of flight picks up an animal, flies up high into the air and drops the animal to it's doom below. It gets it's name from the gory explosion caused when most creatures fall from an incredible height, which almost looks like a firework of blood and guts that was launched downward at the ground from up high.
Some birds struggle with the powerful defenses of turtles, so rather than piercing them they decide to pull a reverse firework and then just eat whatever is left.