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When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.
I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.
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Pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.
Their relationship is a gift box.
Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.
"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"
"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."
A call of duty sniper. He aright
You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy
A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self
Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift
When your blessed with both parents of different ethnicities. You then have the best of both their worlds.
When your hybridly gifted , ex; your mom is white and your dad is black = your always invited to the cook out, plus your able to speak to the manager when out and about.
Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.