bass guitar

(BASE - gitt - TARR) A musical instrument that's a hybrid of the upright bass (also known as the double bass or bass violin) and the electric guitar, conveniently combining the low tonal range of the upright bass with the portability and playability of the guitar. Popularized by models created by Leo Fender in the 1950s, although he wasn't the first to manufacture a bass & guitar combination.

Like the original upright bass, bass guitars most commonly have 4 thick strings tuned EADG. But extended-range models with five (BEADG) or six strings (BEADGC) are available too, as are 8 and 12 string models (based off the idea of 12 string guitars).

Paul McCartney and Sting both play the bass guitar.

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Dean Guitars

Truly the best guitars known to man. Founded by Dean Zelinsky in 1977. Played by metal and rock legends Dave Mustaine, Dimebag Darrell, Michaelangelo Batio, Uli Jon Roth and many others.

Dean Guitars are the sexiest guitars ever! people's faces are melted when they hear a solo played on a Dean.

taylor guitar

A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.

Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Guitar Homo

1. (n) Someone who thinks they can play the guitar from guitar hero.

2. (n) Someone who plays the guitar who thinks they can play but lacks fundamental skills.

Denny yeung is a guitar homo.

Denny likes to think hes the guitar hero.

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Playing the guitar

Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.

I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.

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Guitar Lion

Someone who's king of the guitar, like a lion's the king of the jungle. Someone who plays the guitar really fucking good.

Guitar Lion, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satrini, Eric Clapton, Kristin Hersh, Ani Difranco, Joni Mitchell, Jimmy Paige, etc..

Guitar Face

A look of pain and pleasure when you/someone else is playing a guitar solo.

Wait that's what a guitar face is? That sounds extremely sexual.