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The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.
Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt