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A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.
"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"
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Simply the greatest man to ever play at the 6 strings. A hero and an icon. Sadly he died of an OD and he is the reason why I will stay drug free so I won't die like him.
Andrew:What ya listening to Jenny?
Jenny:Jimi Hendrix, the greatest guitarist EVER!!!
Andrew:He's OK.
Jenny:*Punches Andrew*No he's not he's the greatest!
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jimi hendrix is an AMZAING guitar player.Has a guitariist myself i look up to him.jimi hendrix played left handed fender Re-String to fit is style.
Foxy lady,purple haze,red house,wind crys marry,all along the watch tower,Stone free, are all songs he created along with his band.
But jimi hendrix died in his basement with his german gf died of overdose.
This was a sad day for everbody.
"o man that dude plays like jimi hendrix"
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When a man runs a marathon and then goes into a dirty glory hole then proceeds to get dirtily fucked unconsious
"Hey man whatd you do this weekend?" "Didnt you hear? I did a Dirty Hendrix"
The baddest guitar playing fucker to ever live.
He traveled the Chitlin Circuit to really try and perfect his bluesy side. He continued his playing and developed a mixture of blues and rock like nobody had seen. He broke through and was noticed by Chas Chandler of the Animals in Cafe Wha? up in Greenwhich Village.
Jimi created rock and roll and is the greatest guitarist ever. HE IS A GOD
fag: Slash is the best guitarist ever
not a fag: were you dropped when you were little? Jimi Hendrix musically rapes Slash from the grave.
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The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)
Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay
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God. Jimi is the greatest guitar player that ever lived. The only one that ever came close was Stevie Ray Vaughn, and he still could'nt match Jimi's awesome skill. All hail the mighty Jimi!!!!!!!!!
There must be some kind of way out of here,
said the joker to the thief,
there's too much confusion,
I can't get no relief.
-God
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