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Dummy Knot

1. A roll of money with a large bill on the top and a lot of small bills underneath.

2. Fifty or a Hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of one dollar bills, used to deceive others into thinking its more then what it is.

1. When Richard Rovair saw a group of beautiful women approaching he told his friend to put away his Dummy Knot money because he didn't want to make a bad impression.

2. My friend Blimp pulled a dummy-knot out of his pocket threw it to his supplier and left before his supplier knew he'd been shorted.

by Richard Rovair November 29, 2013

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Rolly Knots

n. a condition when one feels high anxiety awaiting news (good or bad) regarding a career milestone. The knots can roll in one part of the body for period of time then go away, only to return in another part of the body, rolling around, giving one chronic sensation of waves of anxiety.

The condition is transferable to friends and family members who have a sincere interest in such positive outcomes in your life.

Rolly knots can be found in the brain, causing an unsettled feeling, insomnia, and desire to drink coffee in the, god forbid, evening.

Only know cure is receiving the news.

For maximum communication effectiveness, "rolly knots" should be pronounced using the best Scottish accent you can do.

I can't relax, I've got rolly knots.

by RoaringWookiee September 16, 2017


Pot knot

The knot you get in your throat after smoking too much pot. A pot knot will often make you cough until you burp.

That pot knot had me choked up.
(Passing the joint) Nah man, I’m good. I got that pot knot.

by Dumblikeme January 21, 2023


Snap A Knot

To correct another's behavior

Somebody needs to Snap a Knot in his ass,get him to tighten up.

by Waboa February 4, 2009


friendship knot

There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.

The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,

Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!

Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Lance: Bitch you know it.

Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*

by DocH July 18, 2019


Bung Knot

The anal sphincter.

Rachel has the sweetest bung knot. I love to tounge punch it.

My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018


Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.

Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .

by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019