Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf
Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.
A club where you have experiment with lettuce
A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!
The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.
Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
A type of fungus on your testicles.
Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.
A homosexual women who is either a vegan,or practicing vegetarian for over a year.
Jills turned into a real lettuce-bein since she started going to the farmers market.
Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.
A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.
Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.
1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.
2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."
2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.