highlander maneuver

The highlander maneuver takes place during any form of sex. When the participant is at the point of climax they will pull out their sword (literal, not figurative) and decapitate their partner. They will then scream "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

There is no finer nor permanent gift a man can give a woman this holiday season, then the gift of the highlander maneuver.

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The Hines Maneuver

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.

Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.

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Picard maneuver

Tugging down the botton hem of your Starfleet uniform tunic, Jean-Luc style, after making a command decision.

"I'm going to the bathroom to do number 2. You have th bridge, Number One." (Execute Picard maneuver here).

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434 maneuver

The act of wrecking a Highway Patrol vehicle, where at least one of the wheels becomes separated from the vehicle. The more spectacular the crash, the better the 434 maneuver will be.

Did you hear about Jamie's 434 Maneuver? He performed it at over 100mph, and walked away with barely a scratch!

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the Jersey Maneuver

Intentional reducing following distance between vehicles on a public roadway in an attempt to prevent a third vehicle from merging.
Verb: Jerseyed; to be Jerseyed

The jerk tried to pull the Jersey Maneuver, preventing me from getting on the highway. I haven't seen driving like that since I moved out of Jersey.

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Heinz Maneuver

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.

Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!

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Lamb Maneuver

Taking a shit in a girl's pussy

Yo man, I just pulled the Lamb maneuver on my girl and she kicked me out!

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