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the most amazing person you can meet, he will be the light in your life and can make you feel things that you have never felt before. BUT, if you lose him then he's gone. So be careful, bc he doesn't put up w any bs and once he's gone then he's gone. Yet, if he cares about you, ur alr one of the luckiest people alive bc he will do absolutely anything for you. He's hilarious, loves talking abt physics, and has the sweetest smile. oh, and the best fits obviiiii!! BUT STOP MAKING REFERENCES TO THE CARTOON LMAO
do you wanna go to yo-sushi, marios?
omfg why do i have to write sentences
how are you marios
Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).
Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*
He Is A Spanish Man Who Says OHH JELLY
HI I AM MARIO AND I GIVE JELLY OHH JELLY
a sexy mother fucker who knows how to kickflip
that guy is a mario on skateboarding
Sex Move for the ages.
A girl gives you head and while she's down there you cum on her upper lip then when she looks up you pull out some pubic hairs and "Glue" them to her upper lip giving her a mustache, or a Mario
See definition of THE MARIO for example
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