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When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.
Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."
Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"
Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"
Rita: "Shame".
A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.
Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .
Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD
1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.
2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.
Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?
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(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
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another word for sperm
I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.
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