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A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.
I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.
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A woman's privates after a few days of camping. Recognizable by an overgrowth of vegetation.
Even though she trimmed everything neat before we left, by the end of the camping trip I was eating out of her mess kit.
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These type’s of people are usually found in the wilderness for e.g. among the trees in rivington skinning rats/ beavers in their spare time. Basically they are socially challenged and normally look severely like a pig and just a fat ugly mess.
“Rob”: alright mate can you help me skin some rats tonight?.
“Mike”: erm no don’t talk to me you fat mess!...
pig fat mess
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just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.
junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.
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Someone who fucked up their life because of meth
Guy 1: wow amber is a meth mess
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: somebody of whom meth fucked up their life
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Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.
That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!
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someone (usually a girl) who seems innocent but is really a big mess/hoe
that miley cyrus is such a disney mess, did you see those pictures on the internet?
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