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While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejaculation. The consequent electrical explosion ignites Roman Candle.
"You got any burn cream for my hands? I was Mighty Thor-in' it all weekend."
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he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
A crazy french person who owns lots of money and houses and pulls lots of pussy using the silky french language
He can pull the girls, he's like a mighty h
The presence of a young professional's alter ego that appears when drinking. The alter ego displays the opposite characteristics of the young professionals corporate life, behaving inappropriately in every facet of social interaction, often resulting in widespread embarrassment, discomfort and occasional legal ramifications.
"I thought Andrew from the project team was a really sweet and professional guy, but then I saw him at the work christmas party and Mighty Mozza was out"
The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.
Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.
*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.
A large, large crap that may be too large for an average toilet.
Sorry I was late, I got stuck in the bathroom taking a mighty loader
To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator
John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe