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Established 1953, Better than 1964.
Part of the Morris Hills Regional District, and the better half. Unlike the its sister school, Morris Knolls, which is a major steroid user (Hence Championships), as well as drug school. All retarded kids are sent to Morris Knolls too, hence the Special Ed programs that they need. Morris Hills is much older, as well as cooler. Morris Hills has more popular students, real sports teams (Morris Knolls needs steroids), Smarter kids(All extremely stupid sped kids are transferred to Morris Knolls), Morris Hills is not infested with a bunch of snobby guidos like its sister school Morris Knolls either.
MK=Guidos, Snobs, Steroids, Drugs, Crappy football teams, and ugly chicks.
MH=Better Sports teams, nationally ranked cross country team, state swimming, tennis and softball teams, better than knolls football team, the greatest marching band ever even though no one cares.
If Morris Knolls was better, Wouldnt it be the Morris Knolls Regional District?
Morris Knolls= Rusty Toyota
Morris Hills=Lamborghini.
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The act of spilling one's seed upon the chest of an unsuspecting lover.
Having little to nothing to do with the actor himself.
Dude. She was sucking my dick, and I wanted to be courteous, so instead of pitching for the throat, I gave her the old Morris Chestnut.
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Biggest irrelevant person you will even meet. Everything he says is irrelevant and doesn’t make any sense. He looks like Charlie but even more retarded. No one even know how it’s possible to be this irrelevant. It’s a mystery to even one even the smartest sciencentist
i have an idea
No you is a Justin Morris so u is irrelevant
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A small town in Litchfield County, Connecticut, where there is literally nothing to do if you don't have a car.
Morris was originally a part of the town of Litchfield, and used to be called South Farms, until James Morris, a resident in the town, and a Revolutionary war soldier, opened up a one room school house in 1790 that taught both girls and boys. South Farms became its own town in 1859 and was renamed Morris after James Morris,
Notable things in Morris:
one gas station, two package stores (aka liquor stores), one post office, a town hall and public library combined, a congregational church, a Buddhist Temple, two cemeteries, a town dump, a town garage, two hair salons, an ice cream shoppe/restaurant, a pizza place, a deli, a few flower shops, a few farms, a bank that recently went out of business, a town beach (lake)/ recreational fields, a really secret hotel where a bunch of celebrities stay which is not actually a hotel but really a bunch of fancy cabins spread out in the woods, one giant-ass mansion on top of a hill, an elementary school, a few out-of-house day cares, a summer camp for inner city kids from like NYC, two town history museums, a volunteer fire department, and lots of people who you can buy pot from.
Kids have to go to high school in Litchfield, the next town over, at a school called Wamogo that they share with kids from the two other towns surrounding Litchfield, Warren and Goshen. Litchfield has their own separate high school.
Girl: Hey, what do you want to do today?
Boy: I don't know, there is not much we can do since neither of us drive, and this is Morris, CT after all.
Girl: Do you want to go to Popey's Ice Cream?
Boy: Well, I guess we can try even though it's like a 30 minute walk from our houses. Since there is nothing else to do, unless we stay here and do farm work or something else utterly boring and involves hard physical labor.
Girl: I pick the 30 minute walk and then the reward of ice cream and/or other fast foods.
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A perfect girl, who will likely be really shocked when she takes the time to look up her name on urbandictionary.com---FVH
My girl is a total "ashley morris".
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A nickname for Tuesday, used when going out. Similar to Thirsty Thursday. A play on the book "Tuesdays with Morrie"
Guy 1: Are you going out tonight man?
Guy 2: No, I have an exam tomorrow.
Guy 1: You have to, it's Boozedays with Morrie!
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