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An abnormally large penis, generally found on those believed not to have one. Occasionally hangs slightly to the left.
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A town a lil left of east bumfuck where nobody has anything better to do than fuck off. Stuck in between Manchester and Nashua so no one knows where it is
Where's Litchfield? Is that near Manchester?
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The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.
I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.
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To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident
"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"
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The most boring small town in central Minnesota. Possibly the only boring town in all of Minnesota. Everyone seems to be either uneducated farmers or high school drop-outs. Many people that are born there never leave, and all inhabitants tend to be related to each other in one way or another. If you are looking for a nice family-friendly small town to raise your children in, I would advise you not to move there.
Litchfield is like an infectious wart growing on the otherwise flawless lands of Minnesota.
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Astonishingly beautiful, absolutely definitive Connecticut small town. Like most great Connecticut towns, has a "Green", and unlike most, the Green is still the center of town. Manages to be both richer than anyone you know, but still unpretentious -- and unlike some towns, doesn't rely on overaggressive policing to maintain it. To wit: I and several of my friends once romped around on the Green for two hours, circa 2-4am, and not only didn't get tossed out (or worse, tossed into a police cruiser), but we didn't see another soul. Also -- although this goes back ten, fifteen years -- the "Town Restaurant" (I think that used to be its actual name!) serves a fantastic hamburger in a classic pub/tavern setting. No, there's not much "to do" in Litchfield, but if you want to experience Connecticut....its one of our proudest examples. This is what you think of when you think "Connecticut".
''To save the daughter of Prince Floopaloo, you must go and seek out the dreaded Litch!''
''Where can I find this fiend?''
''Why, in Litchfield, of course!''
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n. Where/When nothing is going on.
v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.
n. This is Litchfield right now.
v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.
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