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A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop
See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!
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The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.
He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!
(v) making out with britton murphy at a party
1: Yo who got Murphed last night?
2: Like 7 people dude!
Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.
To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.
This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.
The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner