Random
Source Code
Random
Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad
Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon
Teacher: DETENTION!
Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket
Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery
portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"
person 1: I can't wait for Portal The Anime.
person 2: Is that a nuke this may be the last thing i write PRALE TNANE AIME
A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.
Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
4👍 3👎
Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
Portals is the 3rd studio album by American singer and songwriter Melanie Martinez. It’s a bop.
Person: “have you heard portals?”
Everyone with taste: “fuckk yeah!”