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A ferocious beast that emerges during parties, and is occasionally found passed out in hallways. The Benji Raptor feeds on whiskey, beer, and whole milk. It's natural predators are peer pressure and frat guys. When the Benji Raptor tunrs belligerent and starts yelling, do not provoke it or it will let out its bloodcurdling scream that is known for sounding like a combination of nails on a chalk board and the sound a little girl makes when she can't find her dolly. Also beware the Benji Raptor's scream will attract GAs and turn girls off. If you spot the Benji Raptor challenge it to a drinking contest, it will pass out after smelling the alcohol.
Dude, shut the fuck up. You sound like a freakin Benji Raptor, did you take estrogen pills today?
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Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.
I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor
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A three part shot invented on the mean streets of LBI…part one is a cherry bomb, part two is a jager bomb and the final prong is a shot of bull piss. These shots are to be taken in consecutive order and at the end you look at your party and throw up the raptor claw. The loser of the race then pays for that round of drinks.
I’m dead sober at this point in the evening I guess it’s time for the raptor claw.
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the most incredibly insulting name you can ever call someone. it is derogitory to anybody in any race, gender, age, religion, etc. It is by far the most vulgar word especially if used in upper case letters which is highly offensive.
Wick: "Matt, your nothing but a DED RAPTOR"
(10 minutes later Matt killed himslef)
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A person who likes cock and ball touture
Damn that's a cute rain-raptor
A medium size black bird also known as a Grackle. These birds tend to flock around large shopping centers in Texas, nesting and shitting over ever tree they can find in a parking lot. Their main source of food comes from thrown away fast food bags (especially tacos).
Hey Dick Head. Stop throwing your fast food bags in the parking lot for the Taco Raptors to eat. Their are way to many of them and they are shitting on everyone's vehicle!
A degree of drunk where the drunk person tucks their arms up close to their chest, kinda like a trex. They will sway and wobble, sometimes giving out drunken yells or loud exclamations that (while drunk) sound like roars.
James: Uugh, my head hurts, how bad was I at the party last night?
Dalton: No worries bro, you were only raptor drunk!