Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.

I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor

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Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”