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Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022


purity security

making sure that everything you do is protecting the purity of others!

we shouldn't be alone rn...purity security!

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020


File secured

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)

"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."

by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018


Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 15, 2020


mall security

rent-a-cop

fake pigs

by die May 18, 2003

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Security Question

An extra question used for setting up an account somewhere in case you forget your password.

However rather than adding extra security like they think they do, they make your account easier to hack because whilst you may have a great unguessable password, these questions are often easy for someone to guess or even know the answer to.

A sensible person would not give an accurate answer to one of these questions and would in fact have an answer that is as hard to guess as a password.

As an extra security question, Brooklyn Beckham, what is your mother's maiden name?:

Wouldn't be Adams by any chance?

by Bylli May 20, 2009

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Social Security

Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.

Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."

by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

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