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When a sports team is able to trade away a non-mustachioed player for a
mustachioed player.
The Lakers got Adam Morrison for Vladimir Radmanovic in a Stache Coup.
A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.
the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man
A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.
I still got laid despite the creep-stach.
When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"
v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.