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never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
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The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.
Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.
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Even though they lost, the Chiefs were more entertaining, and that makes them special.
You don't see many guys throwing parallel to the ground after taking a beating like Patrick Mahomes did, the Chiefs don't quit. That made Super Bowl LV interesting, even if it was lopsided in score.
If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.
Super Bowl LV is just about exactly who you thought would be in it at the beginning of the season.
Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.
Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.
When you make your spouse or girlfriend squirt and you put in a Bowl. You then proceed to drizzle it over the both of you. She then proceeds to drink the remainder of the liquid off the ground.
Hey Babe. You wanna make it rain at the super bowl.
I'm about to make it rain at the super bowl