Tar burger

What builders look like they are making when they are actually making tar for putting on roof tops. This is because if you didn't know what they were actually doing it would look like they were having a barbeque.

Person 1: "I swear that those builders are not paid to cook burgers!"

Person 2: "No their not, idiot. they're just making tar"

Person 1: "Tar burgers?"

Person 2: "No."

Cheet-tar

The tar like residue left on your fingers from eating a cheeto.

After eating a bag of cheetos puffs bobbie licked his fingers clean of the cheet-tar

tar sandwhich

Noun - A situation when a Caucasian male finds himself dancing between multiple African-American females.

Example: Ty you pulled off quite the Tar Sandwhich last night dancing with those black women.

kay-tar

the slightly evolved ancestor of a rare screeching monkey: has poor motor skills and short term memory. slightly less hairy than the average primate.

a kay-tar often exemplifies bad judgement and does NOT make good choices.

is well known for dumbass remarks and meek understanding or jokes, unless they directly include the word "penis", or any other form or genitalia.

uses monkey-like reflexes to promptly hit balls that may be flying at her face. (most often volleyballs)

so, basically, generally amazing and beautiful. :)

A)

clara: KAY-TAR YOU FUCKING BABOON! get your hairy ass over here!

kay-tar: haha...wait what?

clara: ooooh my lordie.

B)
carrie: make good choices!

kay-tar: i wont! :)

C)
clara: so, dickfuck, whats faster than a speeding bullet?

dickfuck: idk, what?

clara: a jew with a coupon.

everyone: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

kay-tar:.........haha.......i dont get it.

clara: kay-tar...just go hit some balls or something.

kay-tar: hahahahaha balls....(:

Tar and Feather

You shave your pubes and while having sex with a girl pull out and blow your load on her face. Then proceed to sprinkle your pubes on her face.

Also known as the Snip N stick

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Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.

Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!

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tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

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