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When you have to poop and you keep farting, your farts are in fact cutting trenches through your poop to get out.
I was cutting trenches in blockbuster yesterday, i had to race home to poop in privacy.
A girl that has a certain dark and grungy aesthetic
"Bro I only fuck with Trench girls"
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Eeeew I done this chick last night... she had the nastiest slime trench i've ever seen.
Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.
“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”
“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”
“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”
When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.
James had sex with that slut and now he's got trench dick. WOW! look at that tiny Gremlin.
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Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.
Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.
Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.
"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.
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A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv
She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery
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