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A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.
If you go to Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School you are a bitch ass spoiled brat.
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The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.
The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?
A type of axioms of set theory stating a certain kind of “large” infinite cardinal(s) exists. This “large” is not in a sense that n+1 is larger than n, rather like that YHWH being transcendence of us. All known examples are “for now not inconsistent” with ZF(C), and climbing up higher in the hierarchy of large cardinals means gaining more consistency strength in the proper way. Well-knowns are: inaccessible, weekly compact, 0#, measurable, supercompact, and so on.
I proved at late last night the statement is actually consistent! What? Yeah, relative to a large cardinal axiom, of course.
A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?
Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can