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a stereotyped group.
chavs started in England with loads of wannabe gangstas trying to be hard and jsut turning out total nobs and turned into chavs.
the typical chav are trackies caps and maccy ds blud.
they also have there own languge.
C- Council
H- House
A- And
V- Violence
Normal people would say: Hey, how are you? or something like that
Chavs say:
Aryytee mayyyte?! Innit blud. Wazzup? Yeah mayte. Im gunno fooking twat ya aryytee? Innit mayyyte!
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Council House And Violent, British youths aged 10-25 who wear hats peaked up at 90 degree angles wear nike or adidas track pants nike shoes ride around on small motorbikes through their housing estates always up to no good drinking liquor in the parks smoking joints harassing people walking bye by saying stuff to them or giving them dirty looks they steal cars litter the place and are always on the run from cops
There was so many chavs today down the town this whole town is infested with them
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Illiterate Trash. Chavs are the people that give youth a horrid name, they wear designer crap and unnecessary amounts of jewellery to look cool when it actually makes them look dumber than they are.
Chavs require watering and an excess of McDonalds in order to have a long life.
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a deprived social class, usually originating from poor families, brought up in an environment of sexual abuse and beatings. Will wear any cheap bling to fit in the crowd. usually like saying words such as *bruv, innit, yeaaahhh or bass!!* usually wear the same clothes several times over before even considering washing them. Are part of the most hated culture in all of Britain
look at those chavs!! what scum!!
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Man kind's largest step backwards in many years, and risks the almost total disolvement of Darwin's theory. A chav is usually a person between the ages of 8 and 28, appears/pretends/tries to be iliterate and though cowardness/ignorance/stupidity tries as hard as possible to fit in, even to the extent of buying/stealing/being handed to by taxpayers the most unattractive collection of casual sports wear and cheap jewellry possible. The rule is "the more you can wear the better" so combinations such as crappy Nike cap AND a hoodie make you an alpha-chav/geezer/waste of good DNA.
They generally refuse to contribute to society/evolution and infact do their best to absorb their funds from "snobs" (chav dialect for those who work for a living) through refusing to get out of bed before noon, unless they are 110% sure they can steal enough to buy 8 cans of Stella/Lucozade/Alco-pops before lunch.
Chavs travel in packs for protecion/appearance/because no body loves them, and should generally be avoided. If you can't avoid them the law does state you can mame them (this may need checking).
A chav-mobile will generally be on its 18th user, Vauxhall and look like it drove past Halfords (chav-mecca) with a very strong magnet attached. In recent years Vauxhall did employ the chav-designer superstar called "irmscher", who has started making more upmoddel kits for 'semi-chavs'. These are usually black 1.0/1.2/1.4 Corsa's with split exhausts and blacked out windows (because the occupants are usually concious that thay may be chavs, but aren't 110% sure).
The mating call of the chav sounds like "Oi!" and can usually lead to getting a drunk chavette pregnant before you can say "Jerremy Kyle". However, once impregnation has been completed, the male will usually call here a slag, or, beat her so she now has 2 black eyes/teeth/brain cells.
Scientists predict that if a nation-wide cull is not started soon, by the year 2200 most of the population of Britain will be tagged/on an ASBO/under the rule of evil space monkeys due to the influx of chavs/pikeys/bingo orphans.
chav, hoodie, pikey, scum, bastards
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1. Council House Associated Vermin
2. A group of slow witted humans who thrive off Fags and Cheap jewelery.
3. Can be seen in your local town centre/ sreet corner in groups between 4-25.
The female parters of the chav are known as chavettes/whores/suts/orange and they are normally dragging along chavlings (small children old enough to be their younger siblings nether mind their children) and they usually wear tracksuits they got form a dingy market stall and have earings large enough that the moon could fit through with grace.
the chav (male) is normally very skinny... and if they are muscley (very rare) then they are normally on steroids.
they have the brain and emotional capacity of a tea spoon and they originated from the townie which are likes chavs but less violent/socially acceptable... but unfortunately they died out in the late nineties/ early 2000's
chavs like to pick on people who are not physically strong but they "hunt" in packs as to provide back up if they need it. if i chav is on his own he will not even look at a passer by in the wrong way because he knows that he is too weak without his friends holding down his victim.
they are associated with council houses and live off money earned by tax payers.
the chav is considered one of the lowest forms of human life and if you ask most british people even a chavs mother they will agree that the best course of action is to push them all of a very high cliff... when the tide is out so that you can see them hit the rocks at the bottom..
4. a chav has very limited vocabulary the most common words used are;
init
mush
mert
mate
bling
bang
toke
1. "hey what does chav stand for"
"its stands for council house associated vermin"
2. "chavs are such dumb asses they can't tell the difference between piss and lambrini"
3. " those chavs are ruining my shopping trip they keep standing by the designer shops "window shopping" "
4. "init mush i just banged that kid"
roughly translated into our language it means "hello my fellow companen i just beat up that child"
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The dirt under the dirt of the finger nails of society who are usually seen wearing Adidas or Nike trainers with filthy Nike tracksuits tucked into their socks. Chavs try to look "hard" with a drugged up appearance with one half shaved eyebrow while spitting onto floors or robbing old people's homes.
The bottom run of society. If approached by a chav, consider yourself lucky if they only ask you for a cigarette or some spare change.
Person 1: Oh look it's one of THOSE chavs..
Person 2: Lets hope it doesn't come up to us either asking us for money or to try and beat us up
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