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A urinal cocktail occurs when by chance piss begins to build up in a specific urinal, and all users of the bathroom are subtly entered into a non-spoken contract to not flush the urinal until it overflows.
I don't go to the west wing bathroom anymore because there's a serious urinal cocktail in there
A mixture of Roofies, Heroine, and Plan B. Used to make a date go more smoothly.
"Dude, had a great hookup last night. Used the Slater Cocktail on her and drove her home this morning. She won't even remember it."
A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
A very concentrated drink made by college students before exams to help them stay awake and study.
1 10mg Adderall pill
1 cup of your favorite ice coffee
1/2 can of small redbull
Grind up the adderall and mix it with the ice coffee and redbull. A few sips should keep you up for a minimum of 48 hours.
Side effects include:
- Extreme headaches
- Loss of appetite
- Non-stop talking
- Insomnia
- Insomnia again
- Some more Insomnia
- Good grades
- Bad grades
- Constipation
- Increase in your Halo 3 rank
Many people smoke a bowl of marijuana after to mellow them out a bit, and to make everything you see more interesting.
Johnny sipped on a Campus Cocktail the night before his biology exam.
A term used to describe a woman's posterior. I'm not entirely sure of its definition but due to context clues i assume it's a north eastern term of compliment. Possibly referring to the shape and density and ability to support a cocktail glass on the pinnacle rear convex. It was used by a new york man to compliment a dancers rear end. (Not to be confused to ass-cocktail)
Damn girl you sure got a fine cocktail-ass!
When you ask a white girl where they’re from and they proceed to answer with an unruly amount of European countries and percentages.
Hey Lindsay, Where did you say your parents are from again?
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.