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gandalfism

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state

"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."

by chopinhower December 22, 2016


Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

by Oobagogo November 4, 2023


Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020


the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020


Gandalf

A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.

"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."

by iambeezly February 1, 2018


Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'

"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."

by nicky7282 October 23, 2020


Gandalf

Randolph Clarke

Pete- Gandalf get back in the class
TJ- *laughs hysterically*

by teejus December 29, 2022