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Cousin Couple

Cousins who are romantically involved.

Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.

by Rev. Jim Joggers November 21, 2006

269๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


perfect couple

Two people made to be together forever.

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)

by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


tumblr couple

a cute and quirky couple that looks like they pose for artsy pictures on tumblr. may have linked tumblr sites.

kim and devon are always each others' top tumblr crushes. and they date in real life too. they are such a tumblr couple.

by bitchpleaz July 3, 2013

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couple's retreat

When go somewhere and everyone at the location is a couple. There are no single people. Not a good time unless you are one of the couples. Usually an awkward situation for anyone who is single.

The party was off the hook for a while then everyone left and it turned into couple's retreat. Let's go to another party to find some chicks.

by Pedro4 September 15, 2010

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Lightswitch Couple

A couple who is constantly breaking up and getting back together.

Dude, Deal and Pamela hooked up again.

Oh man! That's like the fiftieth time they've broken up and gotten back together. They are such a lightswitch couple.

by J-Deal November 18, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


couple name

The name of a popular ship. The originated or dominate person in the relationship come first.

Person: I ship Katniss and Peeta!
Person 2: ... Their couple name is Peenis...
Person 1: I was thinking Kata

by Psychedelic Hippo May 18, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


a couple few

a term used in the southern united states to describe a number that is more than 2 but less than 10.

How many beers have you had tonight, Bob?

I dunno, a couple few.

by being used September 18, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž