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An animal used for experimentation in a laboratory, usually for experiments involving new medicine, other items needed to be deemed safe before use on humans, or other scientific studies. These animals tend to be small mammals, like rats and mice.
Being a lab animal is usually a backstory for sparkledogs. It explains their general weirdness and strange colors caused by "genetic experimentation" and wings.
1. The medicine was tested on the lab rats before it was used on humans.
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Person 1: But my furry isn't a sparkledog! She's an escaped lab animal!
Person 2: *sigh* Noob.
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Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.
The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.
Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"
Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"
Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."
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Crazy bitches that kill students for using their computers.
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
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Flat tonguing a girls butthole.
Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
This is Emma Essex's youtube account.
Bro! where can i find more music like rotteens?
person: On HALLEY LABS!
The Cereal Lab is the best cereal bar in Atlanta. You will never taste a milkshake like ones The Cereal Lab creates. They are basically perfect in every way. Black owned, woman owned, amazing customer service. You should go to The Cereal Lab very soon.
Offset: Where should we go for dessert?
Cardi B: let’s go to The Cereal Lab. That banging banana shake is Banging!
used in discribing large labia lips,large pouty lips that usually resemble a butterfly when spread
said aloud while eating pussy"shit those are the biggest lab flaps ive ever eaten