Fulham Pound

A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.

Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.

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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.

Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

pounding acorn

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

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Greyhound pound

This is like the mile high club, except it's for poor people. It occurs when you bone down in the restroom of a Greyhound bus.

Frank: So how was the trip, I heard you had to take greyhound?
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!

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Pound Sand

"The origin of the expression go pound sand is from a longer expression, not to know (have enough sense to) pound sand down a rathole. Filling rat holes with sand is menial work, and telling someone to pound sand down a hole is like telling them to go fly a kite. The expression dates to at least 1912 and is common in the midwestern United States."

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