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The marriage of two ding-a-lings.
The wed-ding of Max and Marsha, two of our town's ding-a-lings, was last Saturday.
An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.
Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".
The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.
A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in
Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.
Term given to the act of sending out invitations for one's wedding via Facebook or Myspace.
Inbox (1)
Subject: LOL Wedding!!!
Hai guyz I'm getting married, ur all invited!
A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.
Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.