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Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.
The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.
2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.
3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
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it's just means a mess...๏ปฟ if a train wrecks it makes a huge mess...a disaster...
1.)i am what i am what i am what i am a train wreck
2.)i smoke. a train wreck i am. . .
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A fan fiction spin-off series from Star Trek. Known from its superior humor and intellectually challenging characters. The Sci-Fi community can thank Samuli Torssonen and his friends for this fan fiction master piece.
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrecking ball was so hard it left me a black eye.
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When someone crushes their lovers Private Parts During Sex, while yelling "Im gonna wreck it!"
You: Wanna do wreck it-sex?
Your lover: How could I say no?
A Tuesday that is wrecked by a drinking binge.
I just wrecked Tuesday by getting drunk!
When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.
'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'
'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'