Tim

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

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TIM

Noun. An acronym for "trans identified male." This term refers to men who identify as women. This term can be considered synonymous with "transwoman" however one might choose to use "TIM" instead of "transwoman" to clarify that these people are not women or any kind of woman. Can be written as TiM.

"Caitlin is a TIM."

"TIMs can't experience misogyny. They're male."

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tim

One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.

"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."

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tim

Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children

TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"

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Tim

A fake name for a lesbian fucktard

I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me

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A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

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Tim

A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.

Wow he's funny! What a Tim!

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