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Tinker Talbot

Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.

Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"

Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."

by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022

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goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024


james tinker

A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character

“Wow I’m jealous of you are dating james tinker”

by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022


Molly Tinker

A phrase for someone who protects someone she’s never like they’ve been friends for 10 years

Why are you Molly Tinkering? You’ve only known her 5 minutes

by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022


tinker

(noun) something small and bothersome, rubbish, which in turn also suggests something quite insignificant and worthless, about to be thrown away. When referring to persons, it is slightly depreciatory, used especially for inferior, impish, and incompetent persons. The noun is mainly used in Britain for mischievous children or irish gypsies, as well as small devilish beings with supernatural powers.

i feel like im being cursed by a tinker

by realanem900 June 7, 2023


Tinker

Someone who urinated inside of someone

Hey was Jimmy any good in bed
Nah he is a tinker
Oof

by Kids philanthropy June 11, 2019


Tinker

A childish way of saying penis

Watch out Sarah you nearly hit my tinker

by English-janitor October 7, 2020