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A man of the people
Bernie Sanders wants for the people to be empowered, not just the 1%.
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When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
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When you got lots of game. Like a ton of game.
Friend: "Yo dude, I just got ten girls numbers at the mall and a bunch of them want to fuck me!"
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
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When you come out from nowhere.
The Sanders Surge could give Hillary trouble.
A nice caring good looking fucker you likes to give. Chase Sanders has a one of a million heart. He likes to give back and loves sports. Very kind, sweet, nice person.
Chase Sanders come here you hunk.
A sexual move that involves using KFC grease as lube and putting a chicken leg in a man's rectum. It can be taken to the next level if the women eats the chicken legs afterwards.
I'm gonna give him the Sanders Slammer tonight. Its finger licking good.
To create something out of nothing
OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.