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It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.
Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."
Whiskey biscuit is a combination of the two terms "whisker biscuit" and " "whiskey dick". It is the female equivalent of whiskey dick. When a woman drinks to much whiskey and takes a fortnight to get off!
Damn girl, better take it easy on that bottle. Daddy ain't dealing with no "whiskey biscuit" tonight.
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When you have decided to get drunk by enjoying only Whiskey, you have no comeback from this inevidable rage.
The content of any Whiskey will make you see red of rage and you will start picking fights with everyone or anything (sofas for example).
You often find yourself obliviously angry at people sleeping on your sofas and destroy their beautysleep with a 9 iron you find in your room.
Kiefer Sutherland got drunk enjoying only Whiskey and suddenly he found himself fighting in rage naked with a nice big lobbyplant in the hotel he was visiting.
"Yesterday Jone got the Whiskey Rage, shit i was scared! He beat the shit out of the sofa and destroying hes 9 iron, sick dude."
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1. Drinking enough whiskey to be at the verge of passing out and then having sex. Heavy breathing on your partner is mandatory, vomiting on them is optional.
2. The worst thing you can do to someone.
1. Dan went to the bar and after drinking six shots of whiskey in ten minutes went to his girlfriend's house to have whiskey sex during which he breathed on her a lot and possibly vomited next to her.
2. Whiskey sex is the worst thing you can do to someone.
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A Top Secret Army Military Occupational Specialty Code also known as The Army Time Warp Scuba Diver. The mission of the 99 Whiskey is to go back in time through rifts in the space-time continuum found only in the deepest and darkest depths of the oceans, and change the course of history (for example, stop the JFK assassination). This job is difficult for at least 2 reasons. 1- Its hard to exact the time and place in which you pop out of the time warp. 2- Often times the way a 99 Whiskey intends to alter history proves to be counter productive.
Day 1 (old history) - *news caster* John F Kennedy was shot at 3 times. The president is dead. Lee Harvey Oswald is in custody.
Day 2 (New history)- *news caster*John F Kennedy was shot at 3 times earlier this afternoon. No bullets hit him. A man named simply Chuck Norris claiming he was a "99 Whiskey" from the future stopped all 3 bullets with his beard. Then the Presidents head simply exploded from sheer amazement. The president is dead. No one is in custody.
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1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
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1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
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The feeling of slight homosexuality you get when you drink just the right amount of whiskey.
Oh man, I don't remember everything that happened last night, but I'm pretty sure I got a little whiskey gay with that guy from 24D.
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