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The super gay way of saying "Let's be honest", only said by true Les Misérables fans.
Les mis be honest buddy, that cheesecake be dandy!
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When you offer to hold the grinder or perch to help the person rolling a spliff
Tim: let me hold grinder
Tom: its not much but it’s honest work
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When you think shooting out your opinion, no matter how lying, incorrect, rude, obnoxious you're being, you can cover it by saying "I'm just being honest!" No, you're a jerk, and that's two different things. You ought to have your ass kicked, but most people are too nice and will let it slide. If you keep it up, someone will in fact knock your dick in the dirt, particularly if you're drunk. Hopefully everyone will take a turn, then rip your vocal cords out so "Just being honest" won't be possible for you anymore.
Rude person walks up to someone who is mildly overweight "Holy crap, you're a ugly fat cow!"
Someone else "Hey, watch your mouth!"
Rude person "Hey, I'm just being honest!"
A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.
The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.
An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.
A police officer arrives on the scene.
Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."
A YouTube channel ran by a snake and playing card they review shit and it varies in quality.
Honest GAME station is the greatest youtube channel on youtube.
1. The use of marijuana, alcohol or any substance which causes one to be inebriated upon ingestion
2. Chillin with friends
3. Chillin with friends while being inebriated
4. A moment of purity
1. "I had an honest good time last night and now my head hurts."
2. "You up for an honest good time tonight, man?"
3. "Duuuude, we just wanna have an honest good time!!!"
4. "I am completely undiluted with extraneous material...this is an honest...good...time."
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Instead of being an honest abe, your more brutally honest like vp joe biden, and tend to say stuff without thinking it through, often hurting others feelings while being honest at the same time
Dan: Yo man, wanna go to that club we went to last time
Mike: No thanks, that place was fucking disgusting and the girls were too sluty for even a desperater loser! What, were ya looking to get another cheap slut?
Dan: ... Coulda just said no instead of being a Brutally Honest Joe man!
Mike: Sorry bro
Dan: It's all good, we'll just find another place
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