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A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.
Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.
Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.
When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.
Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!
Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.
Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.
I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.
Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers
Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.