TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

ro-told

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.

Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"

Tolding

A word to say tolding a fucking lot

Lots of tolding today

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

that told him

When a mitch gets roasted.

Catfish: Poo! Poo! To you! Yes, you brute! Yes, hahaha, that told him.
Bullfish: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr