Someone who screws nuts then bolts.
That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.
A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.
Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
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One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.
Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.
A tool is a word that was created for the purpose to insult someone so badly, yet without swearing.
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD
Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
*Someone sells me in 2k* they are a tool
you are nothing but a useless tool
People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.
Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
probably the only band in the world that has gone rogue for a while and then when it came back it achieved something popstars were suffering to do for decades: surpass taylor swift
a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.
Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
self-identified "superior" intellectual: hey man have you listened to tool?
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)