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A fact that is seemingly, fun.
Fun fact:
did you know that 98% of gen z have terminal brain cancer?
a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"
something america (u.s.a.) loves doing
average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.
Also known as backward evolution, it's phenomenon and biological theory proposed first by scientists and evolutionary biologists in the 18th century that was ultimately deemed as scientifically impossible, but then it turned out that it was possible and if you want to experience devolution in real time, look no further than (most of) Gen Z, Liberals and Tiktok.
son: what is evolution dad?
dad: it's the change of characteristics of live species to adapt into environments son, it says that animals come from other animals.
son: so wait, if species can evolve forwards, can they evolve backwards?
dad: absolutely son, as you can witness those girls filming themselves dancing in front of a camera to a song about
rape and violence, or those people over there that are in an animal costume and pretending to bark, or maybe those people that yell that they can't breathe because the police killed an actual criminal? or quite possibly those young girls over there talking to a camera about some pay-gap even and women need to be paid the same as men even though she is working from computer on a desk and drinking starbucks and doing nothing about it? that's called devolution son, i hope you learned something valuable today.
son: thanks dad!
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an app made by the chinese government (since china is totalitarian) that succesfully merges the lowest scum of the earth and lowest breeds of man into one shitshow, let's break them down:
1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar.
2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on earth and get a lot of help from perverted men or idiots while people (including children, women, men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares.
3. talentless dancers who know that their dance will earn them millions and money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people.
4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their friends and who inevitably fell in the trap
5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them
6. idiots (duh)
7. insecure people
8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users
have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
Tiktok, it's an onomatopeia for clocks ticking and minute-action, hence the short-form content.
(it's 2052, every human on earth is bound to their phone and may die if they look away from the phone for more than a milisecond since their attention span is too little)
alien 1: we come in peace (sees zombies on their phones walk by them watching short-form content)
alien 1:,(to alien 2), i told you that we should leave this developing civilization alone, remember what our god and favourite tv star picard said?
alien 2: what?
alien 1: "History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well-intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous."
alien 2: damn, i guess you were right, off we go then, they (the humans) probably haven't even noticed us. Engage.
probably the only band in the world that has gone rogue for a while and then when it came back it achieved something popstars were suffering to do for decades: surpass taylor swift
a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.
Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
self-identified "superior" intellectual: hey man have you listened to tool?
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)
(Ethnic/Slur slur) a person so heavily racially mixed that even he doesn't know what he is.
John: So, are you proud of your Irish roots?
Some friend: I never said i am irish.
John: what are you? You once told me you were Irish, then americunt, then asain, then black
Some friend: I don't know as well
John: damn, you really are a Mongrol...
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